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"It wasn't the airplanes. 'Twas all these goddam cupcake places killed the beast."
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"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."
Tags:monster, monsters, monster movie, monster movies, kaiju, traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams, taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, cabbie, cabby, cabbies, cab fare, peak traffic, peak time, rush hour, detour, detours, save time, saves time, save money, saves money, diversion, diversions, divert, diverts, new york, new yorker, new yorkers, f.d.r. bridge, fdr bridge, toll, tolls, toll road, toll roads, toll bridge, toll bridges, save time, saves time, saving time, directions, taxicab driver, taxicab drivers, nyc, freeway, freeways
"What a pity the season had to end like this!"
Tags:monster, sea monster, sea monsters, monsters, monstrous, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, tourist, tourist season, tourist trap, tourist traps, occult beast, occult, beast, beasts, shore, shores, seashore, sea shore, swimming, swim, swims, beaches, beach, coast, coastal break, season, end of the season, summer, summer time, pity, pitiful, cthulu, lovecraft, lovecraftian, lovecrafts, tentacle, tentacles, tentacled, at the beach, family, family holiday, family holidays, kaiju, kaiju, cosmic horror, horrors, cosmic entity
"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."
Tags:kaiju, kaijus, movie monster, movie monsters, monster, monsters, branch out, branches out, branching out, actor, actors, agent, agents, hollywood, audience expectation, audience expectations, romantic comedy, romantic comedies, villain, villains, hero, heroes, heroic, movie studio, movie studios, limit, limited, limiting, constrict, constricts, constricting
"Which part are you reading for?"
Tags:monster, monsters, monster movie, monster movies, monster film, monster films, kaiju, giant, monster, giant monsters, casting call, casting calls, movie star, movie stars, film star, film stars, actor, actors, acting, gig, gigs, gigging, audition, auditions, auditioning, casting agency, casting agencies, hollywood, film industry, movie industry
"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"
Tags:monster, monsters, monster movie, monster movies, kaiju, lizard, lizards, giant lizard, giant lizards, waiter, waiters, waitstaff, wait staff, dessert, desserts, overeat, overeats, overeating, tokyo, san francisco, giant, giants, oversize, oversized, portion, portions, large portion, large portions, portion control
Godzilla vs. The Angry Movie Executives
Tags:kaiju, kaijus, monster, monsters, giant monster, giant monsters, battles, talking animal, talking animals, actor, actors, big budget, budget, exec, executive, executives, movie, movies, film, films, cinema, cinemas, box office, flop, box office flop, box-office, entertainment, failure, failed, battle, battled, argue, argued, antagonise, antagonise, threaten, threatened, versus, vs, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, hollywood, director, directors, producer, producers, sales, profit, profits, overwhelm, overwhelmed, gang up, ganged up
"I hear he's huge in Japan."
Tags:japan, japanese, kaiju, kaijus, monster, monsters, giant monster, giant monsters, battles, size, size joke, popular, popularity, pop culture, culture, pop culture reference, play on words, word play, word-play, regional, region, regions, movie, movies, hollywood, special effects, sfx, film, films
"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."
Tags:monster, monster, giant monster, giant monsters, kaiju, new york, new york city, tourist, tourists, tourism, tourist cliche, tourist cliches, cliche, cliches, smaller, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, expectation, expectations, meeting expectations, unexpected, shrink, shrinks, shrinking, creature feature, creatures features, unrealistic
"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."
"I knew nuking hurricanes would be a terrible idea."
Tags:trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, nuke, nukes, hurricane, hurricanes, nuclear bomb, nuclear bombs, atom bomb, atom bombs, atomic bomb, atomic bombs, monster, monsters, monster movie, monster movies, monster film, monster films, kaiju, consequence, consequences, nuclear power, danger, dangers, unforeseen, fallout, nuclear fallout
"There! I heard it again!"
Tags:noise, noises, sound, sounds, strange sound, strange sounds, disturb, disturbs, disturbing, sleep, sleeps, paranoia, paranoid, hear a sound, hearing a sound, giant, giants, giant monster, giant monsters, monstrous, giant, giants, kaiju, underestimate, underestimates, underestimation, problem, problems, huge, enormous
"Anyhow, the article in the 'Times' says they were only hibernating and the greenhouse effect has brought them out."
Tags:greenhouse, greenhouse effect, climate change, global warming, warm, warms, warming, hibernate, hibernates, hibernating, hibernation, monster, monsters, giant monster, giant monsters, kaiju, greenhouse gas, greenhouse gases, greenhouse gasses, blame, blames, blaming, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism
Official Fight Cards
Tags:movie monster, movie monsters, monster, monsters, kaiju, kaijus, giant monster, giant monsters, crossover, crossovers, villain, villains, battle, battles, battling, temp, temps, temp worker, temp workers, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, hypochondria, negative space, red state, red states, political division, political divisions, swan, swans, zen, zen garden, zen gardens, divorce, divorces, divorcing, messy divorce, messy divorces, sympathy, sympathetic, friend, friends, friendship, friendships
Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler
Tags:watercooler, water cooler, gojira, kaiju, kaijus, giant, giants, attack of the, mothra, the worm, giant ape, giant gorilla, fifty foot, coffee, coffee break, city, city life, urban, urban life, on the job, just another day, at the office, office, work, working life, working world, job, jobs, career, careers, career satisfaction, do what you love, love what you do, monstrous, monstrously, killer, film, films, movie, movies, classic cinema, cinema, creature, creatures
Meals on Wheels
Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla
Tags:movie monster, movie monsters, monster, monsters, monster film, monster films, clumsy, clumsiness, embarrassed, embarrassment, embarrassments, disappointment, disappointments, klutz, klutzes, klutzy, careless, clumsy, clumsiness, accident, accidents, accidental, mistake, mistakes, two left feet, uncoordinated, coordination, kaiju, giant monster, giant monsters
Giant monster keeps the streets tidy by using the provided bins.
Tags:monster movie, monster movies, kaiju, kaijus, monster, monsters, monster film, monster films, giant, gigantic, waste, bagged waste, waste bag, waste bags, poo bag, poo bags, poo bin, poo bins, dog waste, dog waste bin, dog waste bins, tokyo, destroy, destroys, destroying, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, potty break, potty breaks, toilet, toilets
"You were right...it is Godzilla."
Sorry I ate your city.
"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"