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How Santa really finds out which reindeer can fly.
"They're all trophies for trying."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, proud parent, proud parents, trophy, trophies, trophy cabinet, trophy cabinets, trophy case, trophy cases, participation, participation award, participation awards, trying, recognition, award, awards, modern parents, modern parenting, modern life
"I was trying to send a text message, but I think I bombed a terrorist camp with a remote control drone."
Tags:phone, phones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, text, texts, texting, bomb, bombed, bombing, accident, accidents, technophobe, technophobes, drone, drones, text message, text messages, confused, confusing, try, tried, trying, shock, shocked, shocking, remote control drone, remote control drones, old, old age, retiree, new technology, device, devices
Romney makes mess, Obama tries to clean up.
'Whew! Five surgeries in one day! Well, let's try to make this last one end on a happy note!'
'What do you think it tastes like?'
"We'd love to start a family, but we're going to wait until we have enough bandwidth."
Tags:family, families, parent, parents, modern family, modern families, money, bandwidth, afford, affords, affording, afforded, children, child, kid, kids, baby, babies, try, trying, tried, tries, reason, reasons, technology, technologies, internet, first world issue, first world issues, first world problem, first world problems
Marco Polo Discovers Monosodium Glutamate
Tags:marco polo, discovery, discoverer, discoverers, discover, discovers, explorer, explorers, exploration, history, historical, renaissance, science, chemical, chemicals, chemistry, preservative, preservatives, food, food science, flavouring, flavourings, flavoring, flavorings, msg, m.s.g., monosodium glutamate, test, tests, testing, trying, try, invention, inventions, taste, tasting
"You're warm now, Alec - very, very warm."
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, teacher, teachers, student, students, classroom, classrooms, class, classes, lesson, lessons, kid, kids, child, children, math, maths, mathematics, arithmetic, addition, sums, doing sums, adding, close, warm, correct answer, correct answers, right answer, right answers, almost there, trying, encouragement, good try, bad at math, bad at maths
palm tree wings
"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counselor, counselors, adolescence, teenager, puberty, growing up, midlife crisis, old age, amnesia, amnesiac, alzheimer's, short term memory loss, empathy, empathise, empathising, empathize, empathizing, unhappy, trying, demanding, stress, stressful
"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."
'Have you tried enjoying the aches and pains?'
"We've TRIED sun, surf , and sand. Do you have anything in the way of darkness, darkness, despair?"
Tags:travel, travelling, travels, travelled, travel agent, travel agents, sun, surf, sand, holiday, holiday spot, despair, sad, gloomy, darkness, dark, try, tried, tries, trying, option, options, vacation, vacations, holidaying, vacationing, holidayed, vacationed, holiday spot, holiday spots, change, changes, changing, changed, grim
"Go and air your pheromones somewhere else."
Tags:pheromone, pheromones, hormone, hormones, air, airs, airing, air out, airs, out, aired out, attract, attracting, attracted, attracts, not working, attempt, attempts, attempting, attempted, try, tries, trying, tried, husband, husbands, wife, wives, not attracted, not interested, no interest, tell him off, told him off, tells him off, telling him off, married couple, married couples, bitter relationship, bitter relationships
"I tried to rob a bank and failed! I tried to steal an old ladies bag and failed! So why not use as my defense, the old saying, 'You can't blame a person for trying'?"
Tags:crimes, criminal, criminals, defense argument, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, jail, jails, effort, trying, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, legal argument, legal arguments, convict, convicts, bank robber, bank robbers, bank robbery, bank robberies, incompetence, incompetent
"Wow, you've got to try this combination."
Tags:rat, rats, mice, mouse, cheese, eat, eats, eating, snack, snacks, snacking, wine, drink, drinks, drinking, cheese and wine, wine and cheese, pair, pairs, pairing, wine pairing, wine pairings, combination, combinations, combine, combines, combining, shock, shocks, shocking, try, tries, trying, adventurous, rodent, rodents, pest, pests
A snake attempts to wrap a present
Tags:present, presents, gift, gifts, christmas present, christmas presents, birthday present, birthday presents, wrapping presents, wrapping, wrap, wraps, wrapped, tying a bow, bow, bows, ribbon, ribbons, tying ribbon, trapped, tangled, trap, tangle, tangles, try, trying, tries, attempts, attempt, attempted, snake, snakes
"I used to be in advertising. Remember 'Buy this, you morons'? That was mine."
Tags:advertising, advertisement, advertisements, marketing, marketing department, marketing departments, show off, pompous, ostentatious, shows off, showing off, showed off, date, dates, dating, dated, social gathering, social gatherings, impress, impressing, impressed, impressed, try, trying, tries, tried, vaht up, chats up, chatted up, pick up line, pick up lines, flirt, flirts, flirted, slogan, slogans, marketing tagline, taglines, tagline
Tags:bottle bank, bottle banks, glass bottle, ecosystems, glass bottles, glass, recycling, recycle, ecosystem, environmental, environmentally conscious, best of, bad situation, pointless, desert island, stranded, messages, message in a bottle, collection, sos, ineffective, trying, deserted island, deserted islands, desert island, desert islands
"The crab bisque, the tournedos, the bourbon soufflé... Thank you so much for trying."
Tags:party, parties, dinner party, dinner parties, snack, snacks, dinner, dinners, meal, meals, course, courses, menu, menus, guest, guests, thank, thanks, thanking, gross, try, tried, trying, attempt, attempted, attempting, cook, cooks, cooking, inedible, unconsumable, bisque, crab bisque, tournedos, souffle, bourbon souffle, starter, main, desert
"You can't say the U.N. isn't trying."
Tags:politics, world politics, united nations, un, u.n., general assembly, security council, sign, signs, nameplate, nameplates, kiss me, kiss, kissing, country, countries, state, states, diplomacy, diplomat, diplomats, world peace, co-operation, cooperation, attempt, attempts, attempting, trying, delegate, delegates, representative, representatives, international security, peace, security, order, love, cliche, cliches, phrase, phrases, word play, wordplay
Acme Sandwich Boards
"Try splashing me now."