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How Santa really finds out which reindeer can fly.
"They're all trophies for trying."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, proud parent, proud parents, trophy, trophies, trophy cabinet, trophy cabinets, trophy case, trophy cases, participation, participation award, participation awards, trying, recognition, award, awards, modern parents, modern parenting, modern life
Romney makes mess, Obama tries to clean up.
'Whew! Five surgeries in one day! Well, let's try to make this last one end on a happy note!'
'What do you think it tastes like?'
Marco Polo Discovers Monosodium Glutamate
Tags:marco polo, discovery, discoverer, discoverers, discover, discovers, explorer, explorers, exploration, history, historical, renaissance, science, chemical, chemicals, chemistry, preservative, preservatives, food, food science, flavouring, flavourings, flavoring, flavorings, msg, m.s.g., monosodium glutamate, test, tests, testing, trying, try, invention, inventions, taste, tasting
"You're warm now, Alec - very, very warm."
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, teacher, teachers, student, students, classroom, classrooms, class, classes, lesson, lessons, kid, kids, child, children, math, maths, mathematics, arithmetic, addition, sums, doing sums, adding, close, warm, correct answer, correct answers, right answer, right answers, almost there, trying, encouragement, good try, bad at math, bad at maths
"Well, you're not going to try the fireman's lift on me!"
"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."
'Have you tried enjoying the aches and pains?'
"I tried to rob a bank and failed! I tried to steal an old ladies bag and failed! So why not use as my defense, the old saying, 'You can't blame a person for trying'?"
Tags:crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, defense argument, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, jail, jails, effort, trying, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, legal argument, legal arguments, convict, convicts, bank robber, bank robbers, bank robbery, bank robberies, incompetence, incompetent
Tags:bottle bank, bottle banks, glass bottle, ecosystems, glass bottles, glass, recycling, recycle, ecosystem, environmental, environmentally conscious, best of, bad situation, pointless, desert island, stranded, messages, message in a bottle, collection, sos, ineffective, trying, deserted island, deserted islands, desert island, desert islands
"You can't say the U.N. isn't trying."
Tags:politics, world politics, united nations, un, u.n., general assembly, security council, sign, signs, nameplate, nameplates, kiss me, kiss, kisses, kissing, country, countries, state, states, diplomacy, diplomat, diplomats, world peace, co-operation, cooperation, attempt, attempts, attempting, trying, delegate, delegates, representative, representatives, international security, peace, security, order, love, cliche, cliches, phrase, phrases, word play, wordplay
Democrats: Dreaming of doing good works.
"You could add 'Men who say "Ciao!" who are not even Italian or of Italian descent' to that list."
Tags:list, lists, blacklist, blacklists, undateable, men, man, date, dating, ciao, annoying habit, annoying habits, cultural appropriation, faux pas, social faux pas, middle-class faux pas, annoying, irritating, trying, tiresom, vexing, my list, my lists, badbook, bad book, bad books, badbooks, middle-class, middle-classes, class
"Ah — excellent catsup."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, tasting, trying, catsup, ketchup, condiment, condiments, connoisseur, connoisseurs, gourmet, gourmets, gourmand, gourmands, foodie, foodies, sommelier, sommeliers
"You have to at least try, Timmy. Your father built you a participation trophy case."
'I miss the days when you used to wear cologne instead of just rolling in something in the backyard.'
"Of course, if this one flops we're done."
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"Perhaps Your Majesty should try governing from the center."
Tags:king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, peasant, peasants, citizen, citizens, revolt, revolts, rebellion, rebellions, rebelling, revolution, revolutions, revolting, riot, riots, rioting, mob, mobs, angry mob, demonstration, demonstrations, demonstrating, demonstrator, demonstrators, protest, protests, protesting, protester, protesters, politics, history, historical, medieval, politician, politicians, government, governments, governing, centre, center, political spectrum, try, trying, attempt, attempts, attempting, adivsor, advisors, adviser, advisers, courtier, courtiers, advice, political change
"Stop doggin' it!"
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"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"
'I'm not trying to be responsive to your needs!'