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'Large, double sausage, extra cheese?? Sorry, but with a pie like that we need a note from your HMO.'
"Your tests are back. We've ruled out anything covered by your HMO."
"Just find something covered by my HMO..."
Since his girlfriend did not have insurance, Kyle tried to smuggle her in for treatment through his HMO.
'We need to change our on-hold music to something besides harps, Ms. Sims.'
"Yes, laughter truly is the best medicine but it's not recognized by your HMO..."
"Well, if you're sure it'll get me an Obamacare exemption..."
"Let's play doctor. This time I'll be the HMO."
'I'd like to help you, but you're not in my HMO!'