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Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: 'Humankind lived in darkness, eating grub worms...just waiting for the day when light would shine upon the earth, and with it...pizza...'
Smokey gives up - 'If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.....look I'm tired OK?'
'If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten!'
'I used to feel the same way you do about no-good bums sir, but I finally decided, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em!'