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"Then the angel Gabriel said to Joseph in a dream.. 'Behold, the virgin shall be with child and bear a son, and they shall call Him Emmanuel." "I thought His name was Jesus!?".
'The shepherds couldn't make it!'
"The nerve of some folks, fronting up without a booking this close to Christmas."
"Spoiler alert in the Galilee precinct, boss, they insist they don't want to know that child's gender."
'For the last time, the conception was immaculate! You don't hear me asking where you were that night!'
'God, you did this to me you son of a bitch!'
What really happened to the Virgin Mary.
"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."
"...Then I suggest that you give me the real father's address."
'A child was abducted from our nursery.'
"You will have God's baby and his name will be Jesus..."
"You'll have to stay in the manger..."