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"All the adventure is gone since the bred out all the Trichinosis."
"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"
"If you have any of our genetically-modified specials, we'd like to know if you have any interesting reactions,"
Canine Speed Dating.
'He's an octopussy. They're specially bred to catch over 100 mice an hour.'
'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'
'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'