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A man ties a woman to the railroad tracks in front of a zipper.
'Say, aren't you Mrs. Wit who gave me such a hard time at the building permit office?'
"Hey, pal, people have to ride trains on those tracks."
"You were around the tracks when you got tagged?"
'No I'm not on the train, the train is nearly on me.'
An angry engineer getting out of a train that has had to stop because a woman has taken some railroad ties out to build a flower garden in the middle of the tracks.
'You knew what I was when you married me.'
She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.