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The latest innovation in air travel: convertible jets.
Too late, Andy discovers that Red Bull doesn't, in fact, give you wings.
Doug has another one of his flying dreams.
"You run into a window, too?"
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'I hate when they do this.'
Road traffic accident with aliens and Santa Claus.
'You think you're upset? Because of my size they insisted I buy a pair of tickets and then sold me two that aren't together!'
'I used to fly south - that was before hot tubs!'
'Dickie had dodged a lot of shotgun pellets - this was something new.'
The Wagners show off their new flying fish.
'My turn! Kick me next!!'
Excited about getting Gina to the hospital on the 'big day', Doug converts their car into the Stork-mobile.
'I felt a little silly at first, but it sure keeps the silly bugs away.'
'First the planes will lay down a heavy aroma of thin mints throughout the town. Then we'll sweep in and sell cookies like mad!'
With the kids' schedules more insane than ever, Carol wisely invested in a chopper.
The pole vault on steroids.
How the cow really did.
'Sorry, I'm late. I ran into a lot of construction.'
'Okay, everyone for 'Plan Bee', raise your hand.'
'#@!*%$! Throw rugs!'
'Being able to finally fly is wonderful, but I just wish we knew where we were going.'
'You won't count my trunk as a carry-on; I have to buy two seats because of my size, and you don't give out complimentary peanuts? Isn't this a jumbo jet?'
'I do not care what you do, I will always love you my son!'
'Top be honest, Microlights have never really bothered me.'
'They're twittering. One more great idea like flying they've stolen from us.'