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'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'
"I just wish you would try counting your blessings the way you do your carbs."
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"Bear in mind that we just bought string bikinis."
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"He's a heavyweight, but he'd prefer to leave it at that."
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"I can still fit into my high-school kayak."
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"I'm not eating breakfast this morning, because I had my diet drink this morning. And I had a breakfast late last night anyway. I think I'll have an early lunch."
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"When I suggested you exercise to slim down I meant all of you!"
"It makes you look years younger."
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Balloon Weight Loss
"It may help as part of your weight loss campaign...but it's a little extreme"
National Slimming Championships.
'You will absolutely love my new slim-down quick program! We're talkin' instant results!'
Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'
"We still can't do anything about his stubborn belly fat."
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"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."
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'Do these dietary advice statistics carry much weight?'
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"How many, 'This will go right to my hips' in a jelly donut?"
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'The children and I don't mind going on a diet, dear, but do you have to refer to it as the thinning of the herd?'
'Looking good Gloria! That half scoop diet is working wonders!'
"I want to be a lean, mean shopping machine!"
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"Black clothing has a slimming effect, especially with my new black upholstery."
'Wow, since you've lost 40 pounds you've become a mobile version of yourself.'
"Relax dear. You haven't 'put on a ridiculous amount of weight'. You've just forgotten to take off your armour."
George's diet was a tad too successful.
"Lookin' good...I haven't eaten in three months!"