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Mother Goose's Haiku
"Maybe little Jack Horner became argumentative because he was backed into a corner, leaving him no options."
"I don't see how pulling out a piece of fruit from a pie necessarily validates Jack Horner's self-worth."
"I'm with the health department. We're getting reports that someone in your kitchen keeps putting their thumb in the Christmas pies."
"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."
'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'
"It is Jack Horner but it's not a plum he's pulling out!"
Little Jack Horner led a varied life