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"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."
"We had a great summer! Seven hundred and fifty thousand of us shared a house in the Hamptons."
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"Let's try it. We won't tell them we're flies."
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Pittsburgh Cream Cheese
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"Can you cleanse the space of all the roach and mice spirits?"
"Do you suppose there's life under other rocks?"
"Nonsense, Mother. You'll probably outlive us all."
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"Our last exterminator wasn't worth jack."
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"I heard he's been here since before raid."
Gregor Samsa III, who doesn't go out much, calls in a large order to the shopping channel.
Tags:bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, gregor samsa, animals, animal, bug, bugs, vermin, insect, insects, roach, roaches, cockroaches, kafka, kafkaesque, shopping channel, channel, television, consumerism, consumerist, invert, inverted
Tags:roach, roaches, cockroaches, cockroach, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, cheat, cheater, cheaters, adulterer, adulterers, affair, affairs, love affair, motel, hotel, motels, hotels, maid, maids, housekeeper, housekeepers, cleaner, cleaners, insect, insects, pest, pests
"It can't hurt us. We're cockroaches."
'First of all we want to have our name changed from 'cockroach' to 'companion beetle'.' (Insect PR).
"I have such strong feelers for you."
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"Of course I'm scatterbrained...I'm a roach!"
"It's a perfect day to reorganize those closets!"
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"Roaches, rats, mice, fleas, silverfish… we're all the family of vermin."
Cockroach Bible Class: 'And God said 'let there be light'!'
Unfortunately, when the lights came on, Bruce the cockroach forgot to scatter.
"You damn fool! Can't you tell the difference between air freshener and roach spray?"
'Oh, great...a human. You know if you see one, there are hundreds more you don't see.'
"I see it, but it scampers away from the light."