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'According to my wife, I snore, and one of these nights I may stop breathing.'
In China, Alphabet Soup can be a choking hazard.
'Would the person who's inhaling the very life out of this meeting please stop it right now?'
"God, these throw-pillows are terrible for smothering."
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"They were pleasant enough at the beginning."
A person breathing using the oxygen generated by a tree inside breathing apparatus
'I can't save your husband, but I can save you 20%!'
'I love you, but I have to keep moving or I'll suffocate and die.'
"I need more space, Larry."
'...and before we ask the $100,000 question, we've enclosed Carl in our sealed soundproof booth.'
"I don't know, Cheryl...I just feel trapped in this relationship."
"No, I get it. At some point, every friend I've ever had needs to take a break from me."
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"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."
'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'
"I repeat, the situation is no longer fluid."
Fresh Air Supply
"Looks like he was smothered with a bag-for-life!"
"You're not being held captive - You'd suffocate if I let you out of there!"
"Wow, look at him go! He's done 900 press-ups easy!"
'Perhaps we should have added airholes to the 'Lawyer of the Month' showcase.'
'Stop panting there's not enough air.'
'Waiter, more water!'
'I'm worried about my breathing.'
Worms get their revenge.
'I want you to hold your breath until you turn blue.'