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"No, thanks. I'm in training."
Tortoise and hair.
Breaking the stereotype
"It's those creative types you ought to be checking on."
'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."
Nice Guys Finish Last
'... And so the tortoise beat the hare, but was later disqualified due to steriods abuse.'
Hare and the Tortoise Race
'This isn't going to lead to one of those stereotypical race scenarios, is it?'
"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."
Hare versus the Tortoise
"Yes, a hare. Why are you suddenly so interested in knowing when and where the race will be?"
'So, you fall behind the tortoise in the second lap. I don't care if you sleep, trip, have a brain hemorrhage. You fall behind, bunny! Am I making myself clear?'