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"Don't mind me, Riche – it's just the rabies talking."
'I don't care if you're going bald, it's just plain wrong.'
Nature, red in tooth and claw
Tags:nature, natural world, wilderness, wild, wild animal, wild animals, animal, animals, hare, hares, bird, birds, racoon, racoons, moose, bear, bears, squirrel, squirrels, greetings, greeting, friendly greeting, friendly greetings, red in tooth and claw, violent, savage, tennyson, lord alfred tennyson, predator, predators, prey
"There's no intruder, officer. It was just other raccoons."
Tags:raccoon, raccoons, break in, break ins, break-in, break-ins, robber, robbers, robbing, burglar, burglars, burglary, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, vermin, vermin, intruder, intruders, intrusion, intrusions, racoon, racoons, coon, coons, trash diving, trash diver, trash-diving, trash-divers
"They know me here Eddie, so for God's sake, don't start washing your food."
"We must do better at protecting this endangered species."
Tags:human, humans, humanity, endangered, endanger, endangered species, extinction, extinct, racoon, racoons, protecting, protect, protection, animal protection, protecting the environment, central park, park, parks, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, screen, screens, screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction
COVID and governments.
Tags:covid, covid-19, pandemic, pandemics, coronavirus, chinese government, chinese governments, famine, famines, private farm, private farms, private farming, natural reserves, destruct, destructs, destructing, destrcutions, pathogen, pathogens, spread, spreads, spreading, responsibility, responsibilities, method, methods, model, models, change, changes, bat, bats, racoon, racoons, learn lesson, learning lessons
'You wouldn't get these stomach aches if you chewed your food properly.'
"You gotta teach me that trick."
'Actually, my family's only brush with fame comes from my great-uncle Benny who became Davy Crocket's hat...'
Davy Crockett - frontiersman and closet animal liberationist.
'What raccoon hat?'
'Hon, is tonight Trash Night?'
'You're supposed to use masking tape. You're using duck tape.'
'Dinner will be washed in five minutes guys...'
'What are you trying to do...blow our cover?!! Take off that mask!'
The boy brought up by wolves meest the boy brought up by racoons.
'Keep him talking!'
Actually, my family's only brush with fame comes from my great-uncle Benny who became Davy Crocket's hat...
The truth about Goldilocks.
"Where did I get what coonskin cap?"
"Shhh! Pretend we're not home."
Tags:kwarky, raccoon, raccoons, home, house, attic, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, pest, pest control, exterminator, door-to-door, telemarketer, telemarketers, attics, house guest, house guests, wildlife, intruder, noise, noises, animal control, animals, removal, wildlife removal, ignore, pretend, pretending, quiet, silent, doorbell, knock, visitor, moved in, racoon, racoon, urban, den, relocation, break in, visitors, trap, break-in
"I decided to move my mask."
Tags:pandemic, pandemics, covid, covid-19, coronavirus, racoon, racoons, black mask, black masks, eye mask, eye masks, fur, characteristic, characteristics, move, moves, moved, adapt, adapts, adapting, face mask, face masks, infect, infects, infecting, infections, cover, covers, covering, protect, protects, protection
"The mask goes over your nose and mouth, not your eyes or chin."
"Trust me. This is the last place they'll find us."