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Company Halloween Party. 'I'm the boss. That should be scary enough.'
"We couldn't find a sitter."
Jerry shows off his costume for the rest home Halloween party.
"I'm going to a Halloween party as you."
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"Oh! You are going to be the SCARIEST kitten at the Halloween party!"
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"Wow. This beer goes right through you!"
Roland gets unpleasantly photobombed shooting his Halloween selfie.
"We can't all go as Elsa from 'Frozen.' "
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"I'm passing on Halloween parties this year. You just know everyone's going to show up as Martha Stewart."
'Behold! The most awesome Halloween cupcakes ever made!'
'Want to help make cupcakes for your school Halloween party?'
'These are the very best Halloween bat cupcakes I have ever seen, Alice!'
'There, the cupcakes are ready for you to do the icing.'
"Oh God. More condoms."
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'We're a giant Q-tip'
'No. . . Her Jane and that better not be a thong Jerry!'
"Maybe if you had tried bobbing for apples instead of donuts at last night's party..."
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Tax Inspector Halloween Costume
"This is the scariest costume I've seen yet ... it makes me look 10 pounds heavier."
"All I could find was this butternut squash."
"Great Halloween party dear, but when are Timmy's parents coming to get him?"
Halloween Party in Heaven
'I've come as a brownie.'
It's good to get together with friends!