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'Of course, the one you buy would be upright. This is just the floor model.'
New! Flat-panel Appliances.
"Yes, it's self-defrosting. It also does a daily inventory, searches for the best deal and runs over to the store for you."
'Why, now, my refrigerator isn't running. Who is this?'
'He was our top salesman. We hope that one day, he will be again.'
"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."
'Is there any way of keeping the light one when you're inside?'
Barbecue salesman pointing at cooker - "Top of the line."
"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."
'OK Spyder come quietly 'Just giving them a weeks trial' won't wash.'
"Press this red button and it will order up a take-away pizza."
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Teenage refrigerators hangin' at the mall. 'Your hat is cool.' 'No, dude,you're cool!' 'You guys are both cool!'
"It's true you always need to be prepared but you're not going to need the microwave."
"ONE MORE and I'm buying a magnetic fridge."
"My computer crashed, and took the TV and the refrigerator with it!"
Washing machine maintenance
"Madam seems quite taken with the kiddies setting."
"Didn't you 'try before you didn't buy' last week?"
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"Weren't you here last wash day?"
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"I'm afraid you can't keep coming to try out the dishwashers, madam."
Washing Line - "I thought you wanted a clothes dryer." (Colour)
'Sigh... white goods just aren't selling.'
'Could you open the door? I want to see the freezer.'
'I drew it in school Can I hang it on Dad?'