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"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."
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"Can you hurry up and brush your teeth? My yoga instructor is getting wet."
Tags:yoga lesson, yoga lessons, yoga class, yoga classes, yoga teacher, yoga teachers, yoga instructor, yoga instructors, hiding place, love life, love-life, adulterer, adulterers, adultery, affair, affairs, infidelity, unfaithful, unfaithfulness, wife, wives, husband, husbands, suspicion, suspicions, suspicious
'Your first lesson is free.'
Yoga - moooooooo.
"You do yoga like a guy."
Tags:sexist, sexists, sexism, reverse sexism, reversal, reversals, reversing, expectation, expectations, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotyping, yoga, yoga instructor, yoga instructors, yoga teacher, yoga teachers, hegemony, misandry, misandrist, gender, gender stereotype, gender stereotypes, stereotypical, exercise, exercises, flexible, flexibility
"Now shake it all about."
Yoga Welcome Mat
"I feel so much more relaxed since I punched out my yoga instructor!"
'Nice! But I call that the 'incredibly impossible forward bend'!'
Someone left a yoga student on Mrs. Clearwhistle's front stoop. The student was tangled up and couldn't get undone from himself. She recognized him; it was Earl Slabodne. He lives up on the north edge of town. Mrs. Clearwhistle poured some olive oil on Earle, and he slipped right out; she called Mrs. Slabodne, who said to send him home. Mrs. Clearwhistle did, and she didn't charge for the olive oil.
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"I'm sorry, that position's been taken."
Tags:flexibility, flexible, yoga teacher, yoga teachers, yoga instruction, yoga instructions, yoga, yoga class, yoga classes, fitness, exercise class, exercise classes, exercise lesson, exercise lessons, hr, human resources, personnel, job opening, job vacancy, yoga position, yoga positions, job, jobs, interview, interviews
Yoga Trash Talk
Tags:yoga, fitness, trash talk, exercises, exercising, class, classes, yoga teacher, yoga teachers, yoga class, yoga classes, trash-talk, inner peace, wellness, health, exercise, flexibility, compete, competitive, compete, competition, insult, insults, insulting, pose, posing, poses, yogi, inner peace, calmness, serenity
The Skullsmashers gang was known for was cruel and inhuman initiation rituals.
"Wait, I signed up for the traditional yoga class."
"David a word about your yoga pants."
Tags:david, yoga, yoga pant, yoga instructor, yoga instructors, yoga teacher, yoga teachers, yoga lesson, yoga lessons, yoga class, yoga classes, yoga pants, pants, embarrassing, underwear, underclothes, embarrassment, embarrassments, dress code, dress codes, dress-code, dress-codes, exercise clothes, exercise lesson, exercise lessons, exercise class, exercise classes, workout, workouts, fitness, fit
Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'
Holding Yoga Book With Feet.
'It's not a JOB, Ma. It's a POSITION.'
Yoga. it's not for everyone.
'Okay I'll admit you do look foolish but on positive side you were only one letter out!'
'I've retrained as a yoga instructor - I'm going to bend my way out of the recession.'
'... and to my yoga instructor, I leave my entire body.'
'...Personal trainer, yoga teacher, fitness instructor, that sort of thing...'
"Do your really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?"
Tags:gym, work out, spas, workplace, yoga, yoga positions, yoga position, yoga teacher, yoga teachers, yoga teachers, yoga lesson, yoga lessons, yoga class, yoga classes, shoulder to wheel, shoulder-to-wheeel, nose-to-grindstone, corporate culture, corporate environment, corporate environments, work cliches, working, company sponsored, company morale, work ethic, work ethics, employee morale, employee, employees, motivation, motivations, company gym, company gyms, corporate culture, job perk, job perks