Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
"It's my family coat of arms, Joe-smoked salmon couchant on a field of cream cheese."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, coat of arms, family, families, heirloom, family heirlooms, heraldry, stain, stains, food, foods, salmon, salmons, fish, fishes, seafood, seafoods, breakfast, breakfast food, breakfast foods, cream cheese, smoked salmon
"He has a very deft touch."
Tags:bear, bears, hunt, hunting, hunted, hunter, hunters, grizzly, grizzlies, grizzly bear, grizzly bears, family, families, bartender, bartenders, mixer, mixers, cocktail, cocktails, nature, river, rivers, salmon, salmons, deft, deftly, catch, caught, martini, martinis, exaggerate, exaggerated, metaphor, metaphors, spoof, spoofed, talking animal, talking animals, wildlife
'Apparently I need to lower the dosage of salmon capsules that I'm giving Don and the kids.'
"Each year the Kayaks made their way upstream."
Tags:bear, bears, grizzly, grizzlies, kayaks, kayaker, kayaking, kayakers, canoes, canoed, hunting season, hunting seasons, predator, predators, prey, preys, kayak, canoe, canoeing, kayaking, river, stream, upstream, fish, hungry, fishes, trout, salmon, salmons, fishing, rapids, white water rapids, white water, river, rivers, river rat, river rats
"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."
Tags:salmon, salmons, media, press conference, press conferences, media release, media releases, press release, press releases, press statement, press statements, spoon fed, spoon-fed, spoon-feeding, pr, public relations, old fish, tall tale, tall tales, spin, spin doctor, spin doctors, spin-doctor, spin-doctors, propaganda
"Let's go with the farm-raised salmon tonight."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bear, bears, fish, salmon, salmons, food, farm-raised, meal, meals, meal planning, dinner, dinners, wet, soaking, soaked, starving, hungry, difficult, challenging, hunting, hunter, hunters, fisherman, fishermen, fishing, angler, anglers, angling, catching fish, effort, efforts, farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, fresh fish
"No kidding …? This is my first reunion, too."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, fish, salmon, salmons, swimming, upstream, upriver, river, rivers, returning, going home, returning home, jumping, leaping, waterfall, waterfalls, reunion, reunions, class reunion, class reunions, family reunion, family reunions, first time, first times, mating season, spawning
"We crossed lemmings with salmon."
Tags:salmon, fish, salmons, fishes, hitch-hiker, hitch-hikers, hitch hiking, hitch hiker, hitch hikers, road trip, road trips, road-trip, road-trips, hitching a ride, free ride, free rides, spawning, fishermen, fisherman, fishing, hitching, hitch-hiking, upstream, highway, sign, road, roadside, lift
"After 1000 miles of rapids, waterfalls,and grizzly bears I'm pooped. Let's just grab some supper and call it a night."
"I'm gay! I'm gay!"
Tags:lgbt, glbt, lgbtq, lgbtqa, lgbtqa+, fish, fishes, salmon, salmons, brave, bravery, self love, swim against the tide, nonconformity, nonconformist, coming out, idiom, idioms, saying, sayings, go against the tide, courage, courageous, confident, confidence, self disclosure, identity, sexual identity, out the closet, out of the closet, salmon run, swim upriver, swimming upriver, semelparity, salmon mating, salmon spawning, spawning
The one that got away
The Salmon Man
A Salmon Lie
The Salmon Fisherman
'Yes, it is miraculous that we found our way unerringly across thousands of miles of ocean to the spawning grounds. Now spawn!'
'Hey thanks man, I was making no progress against those rapids. Would you mind setting me down right up there at the spawning grounds?!'
'Why don't you just go hang out with the dry food freaks?'
'You really should pay attention to current events that affect your food budget.'
Isaac Newton Discovers Gravlax
"Our salmon is wild. Our cook is farm-raised."
Couple of Pikeys.
"I'm sorry but the salmon apparently changed course in mid-stream."
"Careful Suzie, don't get too fresh. They might try to follow us upstream!"