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"It's the ghost of that pocketbook I gave you for Christmas."
Tags:gator skin, gator skins, alligator, alligators, croc, crocs, crocodile, crocodiles, skin, skins, pocketbook, pocketbooks, handbag, handbags, purse, purses, animal rights, guilt, guilty, guilty conscience, guilty consciences, animal skin, animal skins, vegan, vegans, veganism, ghost, ghosts, spirits, conscience, consciences, haunt, haunts, haunting
"Yes, he has a very thick hide. The trick is to catch him when he sheds his skin."
Tags:boss, bosses, hide, hides, thick, thick skin, thick skinned, thick hide, receptionist, receptionists, animal skin, animal skins, shed, sheds, shedding, shed skin, shedding skin, skin, vulnerable, vulnerability, suggest, suggests, suggestion, suggesting, open to suggestions, advice, advising, opportunity, opportunities, tough, tough minded, snake, snakes, cold-blooded
Prehistoric Grim Reaper
Tags:cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, grim, grim reaper, reaper, death, dead, died, die, dies, dying, grimme, visual gag, visual joke, animal skin, animal skins, cheetah, cheetahs, cheetah print
"I don't know. He just said he had discovered something and we had to come over and see it."
Tags:discovery, discoveries, inventions, inventor, inventors, fires, neanderthal, neanderthals, hunter, hunters, gatherer, gatherers, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, fire, invention, invent, cavemen, caveman, smoke, cave, disovering fire, inventing fire, primitive, furs, animal skins, primate, stone age, ancient, neighbours
"Oh? Well, in that case, this is fake paint."
'Johnson's my name and leather's my game! I've got belts, I've got wallets, I've got shoes...'
A man steps on the tail of an animal skin rug
"Stop me before I invent plaid!"
Tags:cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, fashions, fashion, fashionable, fashionably, plaid, plaid print, print, prints, pants, clothes, clothing, leopard, leopard print, animal hide, animal skins, couple, couples, fashionista, fashionistas, fashion police
'It's the walking dead!'
"Karl! What happened?"
"Well, just when can you call for it, Mr. Harper?"
Tags:taxidermy, taxidermist, taxidermists, animal preservation, mounted animals, moose head, elephant, elephants, animal body, dead, death, dead animal, dead animals, animal skins, animal fur, biology, biologist, biologists, science, scientist, scientists, hunt, hunter, hunters, hunting, hunted, stuffed, mounted, game hunting
"Saber-toothed tiger, pterodactyl and giant sloth. Who are you wearing?"
Tags:fashions, fashionable, trend, trends, trendy, trendiness, fashion sense, fur, furs, animal skin, animal skins, hunter, hunters, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, hunter-gathering, gatherer, gatherers, gathering, cavemen, caveman, prehistoric, prehistory, ancient history, neanderthal, neanderthals, saber-toothed tiger, saber-toothed tigers, pterodactyl, pterodactyls, giant sloth, giant sloths
"This year's all about fur on the inside."
"With all the hostility in the air, even I wouldn't wear a fur coat these days."
"Do you mind?"
"Fur...it's not very manly. Believe me, in a few million years only swanky old ladies will wear fur!"
"I'm off to join an anti-fur march in the city darling: they need all the support they can get..."
'At least they did a good job on him.'
Tags:football, footballs, rugby ball, rugby balls, pig, pigs, piglet, piglets, pig skin, pig skins, animal skin, animal skins, leather, leathers, tanner, tanners, coffin, coffins, casket, caskets, open casket, funeral, funerals, griever, grievers, mourner, mourners, mourning, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'Yes it's him.'
Tags:animal, skin, animal skins, crocodile, crocodiles, crocodile boot, crocodile boots, fur, furs, peta, animal welfare, rspca, exotic animal, alligator, alligators, croc, crocs, alligator boot, alligator boots, morgue, morgues, me, mes, murder, murders, poacher, poachers, poaching, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Does this mastodon skin make me look fat?"
'You bought a car with leather interior, Bob? You're sick! Sick I tell you!'
Woman in a fur coat being booed by leopards.
'I need a cream that makes my skin look horrible in order to discourage poachers...'
'I couldn't help noticing your stunning accessories ensemble.'
'How about a pair of alligator shoes?' - 'No, I never wear second-hand clothes.'