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'Room for cream?'
"Rub this on everything."
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"It's my itchy trigger finger, Doc. If I don't get some lotion, I'm gonna have to shoot somebody!"
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'Your weight problem is partly genetic and partly Boston Cream pie.'
Bailey's Irish Cream Farm.
Youth Cream, look younger in minutes.
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Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.
'Rub this anti-wrinkle cream on all your mirrors. It won't remove the wrinkles but it will make them harder to see.'
'Then it's agreed... a tube of Poligrip per hole!'
'I've got a strawberry birth mark.'
"It was built from a scratch."
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"I'd like to be the cream in your coffee."
Tags:cow, cows, cream, creams, coffee, coffees, dairy farm, dairy farms, dairy farming, flirtation, flirtations, flirt, flirts, pickup, pickups, pick-up, pick-ups, pick up, pick ups, chat-up, chat-ups, chat up, chat ups, line, lines, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, reynolds unwrapped
"I'll have the creamed corn, hold the corn."
"It turns out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."
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"Looks like this stuff didn't stop her for aging."
'Well no wonder it didn't work!'
'Forget those itch creams, do what I do, just put your butt down on the carpet and scoot around the room.'
'Well, I actually believe my face cream makes me look younger. You believe no one knows you're wearing a padded bra. . . we all love our delusions.'
Man: 'Got any super-strength fungus creams?'
"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."
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"Nope. Had it cream-ated."
In ice cream store: 'Hey, Frank. Maybe you oughta scoop with the other arm for a while.'
Moses Separates the Cream. . .
"I can give you some cream to put on it!" (Man has a strawberry growing out of his head).