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"No, Vlad, garlic vaccine does not cause lycanthropy."
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"....and hold the garlic."
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"You missed the garlic. The place went nuts when he added the garlic."
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"Did you put garlic in the pasta?"
'Garlic is great protection against a cold...because no-one will come near you!'
Let's do the continental.
French Man on a bicycle.
"Why don't you accept Jesus just to be safe?"
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"Garlic, garlic, garlic."
Garlic Free Section.
I made Guacamole.
'Come to think of it...there is garlic in the soup.'
'He eats garlic to fight cancer, he drinks red wine to prevent heart disease and he chews breath mints for the stockholders meeting.'
Garlic rubbed on the soles of your feet will be noticeable on your breath within 1 hour.
"If you eat garlic before using me, once more, I'll..."
"His bark is worse than his bite. He eats garlic."
"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."
A vampire's pet peeves.
Amateur Vampire Hunters.
Unfortunately Dracula had forgotten all about daylight saving time.
A short-lived waiter: "Could I bring you some garlic bread with that?"
'Tim, honey, I don't know how to say this...But...It's...It's your breath...It reeks of mint.'
'Spaghetti dinner. Hold the garlic bread.'
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