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"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."
"NASA isn't going to be able to send people to Mars, after all."
"This is as close as I get to a trip to Florida?"
Excess Baggage: Sooner or later, all those vacation bills come due.
"There it is, darling, our unspoilt tropical island holiday home for the next two weeks."
'This is Disneyland in Paris....is your son's name Robert?'
Couple goes into travel agent and requests, 'Somewhere out of range of North Korean nukes, Mideast terrorist missiles, and US Social Security privitization rhetoric.'
'Look, mate - a dream holiday for two wouldn't include him.'