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'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'
Intoduction to Cheneyspeak
"It's your captors. They want to know where you are."
"That's a very good question, which is why we're going to move on to the next question."
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How to Avoid Spring Fever
"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."
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"A fire hydrant, you say? No, but I'll keep my eyes peeled."
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'What burns me is those bums who evade US taxes by being born in some foreign country and just staying there!'
Black belts in the ancient art of avoidance
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'Hold on ? I have a followup question for you to evade.'
Extremely short-staffed this year, the IRS turns to decoys to bolster the threat of an audit.
"Let me get straight to the point, in a roundabout way."
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"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"
"Say, could you come back in an hour? By then I'm sure there will be some other place I have to be."
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'He broke another tackle! Go, Ernie, go!'
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While Mr. Hunter was not looking, students in his chemistry class used lab tubing to escape, one at a time.
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'Look at this mess! Egg everywhere! You're benched, Collins. I have no use for a quarterback who can't scramble.'
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"I thought I owed it all to my fans. Turned out I owed it all to the taxman."
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"Guru? Not me -- I'm up here to evade TAXES."
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"No, I didn't give them free will just to evade responsibility!"
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Excuses to not go to work - 'Dial An Excuse'
"Inland Revenue office. 'Excuse my maths won't you?'"
'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'
'Which candidate do you think would lie to us least?'