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"Your call is important to us. If you're buying something, it's very important. If you want us to service what you already bought, it's sort of important. If you're calling to complain, your call is a waste of time."
'Those dang telemarketers have a knack for knowing exactly when we're sitting down for dinner don't they?'
'To figuratively pound your fist into a wall in frustration because you've reached a pre-recorded message, press the 'pound' key. That's what it's for.'
Ed Revere, Spam Courier
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"I'm getting a bit concerned. He's been 'pretend telemarketing' all day."
'We no longer handle the contracting out part. We contract that out.'
Call Blocker Has Always Been the Tekemarketer's Enemy.
"My telemedical nutritionist is watching out for me."
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"PPI? Never heard of it."
'Pradeep's in the lead with 326 no replies, 347 hang-ups within three seconds, 576 'Not Interested's and 1837 ***** off's...'
'Yes, this is actually a very bad time to call me...'
'My son's a telemarketer and STILL he doesn't call.'
It's that danged telemarketer again.
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Do I have a time to take a quick survey?
'Don't answer it - it's a cold caller.'
'I'm calling for a survey to determine if you're still receiving unwanted phone calls.'
"OMG! You're still there! I'm going to have to out you on hold again while I figure out another way to get rid of you."
"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..."
'...Burkley's Bank, I'd like to take you up your offer...for only a £5 a month you guarantee not to pester my by trying to sell services...'
"I think you'll want to talk to this telemarketer. He's selling a phone device that prevents other telemarketers from calling."
"Let me guess - PPI refunds, double glazing or, a tele-sales survey?"
'My son never called me until he became a telemarketer.'
'I spend the winter in Sarasota now, since I sold my entire list to telemarketers.'