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"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."
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'I have nothing against the old standard. But I get more laughs with the bolo tie.'
The Running for President Shop
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"When you don't wear one, you touch your neck all night."
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'Weirdo!' - non-conformist necktie
"I'd like to congratulate you on dying with dignity."
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'You don't want the job, do you?'
"A velvet waistcoat, top hat, buckskin pantaloons, patent leather boots, and silk bowtie. What are you wearing?"
'Actually it was quite simple once I solved the cold fusion problem.'
"The crude oil is on the left, and the refined oil is on the right."
"And Glenn here will take care of the formalities."
Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.
"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"
'I'm an avid bow hunter.'
'And once again it's ended in a tie.'
Butterfly Bow Tie
Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers
"We have a dress code here, only directors are allowed to wear bow ties"
'I think probably the topper, Clive.'
'Bow ties are a bit like honesty, Stogg. Self-indulgent, and therefore best left at home when banking.'
'I've been generating my own electricity for years.'
'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'