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"Bill, see if you can find water. Tony, see if you can find food. Roger, see if you can hit things really far with a stick."
A forager encounters death in the woods
"I don't tell you how to gather."
Tags:caveman, cavemen, primitive, dad, dads, father, fathers, family, families, children, kid, kids, cook, cooks, cooking, meat, joint, joints, leg, legs, gather, gathering, food gathering, forage, foraging, hunt, hunts, hunting, teach, not teaching, survival, instinct, survival instinct, learn, learns, learning, hungry, hunger, starve, starving, starvation, survival of the fittest
"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"
"Mes vieux pantalons en pattes d'éléphants! Que de souvenirs!"
"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."
'Please take this away from me.'
'Actually, I'm not out foraging, I'm out porridging.'
"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."
Tags:hen, hens, chicken, chickens, garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, bird, birds, foraging, forage, forages, worm, worms, earthworm, earthworms, ornithology, ornithologist, ornithologists, chicken coop, chicken coops, gardening skill, gardening skills, bad habit, bad habits, poultry farm, poultry farms, poultry farming, chicken farmer, chicken farmers, chicken farms, chicken farming
'You foraged all the beer?!'
'Hoy! Do you mind? This is MY house!'
"The gathering never seems to stop!"
Tags:hunter, gatherer, hunting, gathering, primitive, primitives, cave man, man, woman, chores, duties, work, domestic, domestic work, domesticity, husband, wife, food, food preparation, gender roles, cavemen, domestic duty, task, food, forage, foragingrelationship, marriage, housework, housewife, housewives
'We're hungry! Forget the toys and bring us food.'
'Young man, don't pick these mushrooms... They are poisonous and not edible. -Well, I'm not picking them to eat them but to sell them.'
'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'
'I've figured out a workable budget for us, but we'll have to forage in the woods for food on the weekends.'
Well, do you have anything with 'fly' in it?
Squirrel with nutcracker
"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."
Lord of the Suburban Jungle
"Okay, so we're hunter gatherers. But must you keep singing, 'Here we go gathering nuts in May'?!"
Tags:cavemen, caveman, neanderthal, neanderthals, prehistory, prehistoric, hunter, hunters, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, hunting, gatherer, gatherers, nut, nuts, singing, tune, tunes, irritating habit, irritating habits, annoying habit, annoying habits, singer, singers, nut, nuts, forage, foraging, forager, foragers, forages
The search for cranberries...
"Why don't you just go to the supermarket like everybody else?"