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"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."
Tags:gay, gay marriage, homosexuality, sexuality, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, lgbt+, statistical, statistically, tv, television show, show, shows, represented, representation, representational, balance, balanced, equality, equal, equals, token, tokenism, tokenistic, media studies, media theory, tokenized, tokenised, couple, couples, changing, changing world, liberal, liberals, modern, modern world, issue, issues
'He destroyed his inner balance! ... Get the yoga coach!'
Tags:american football, football, american, foot ball, inner balance, balance, balancing, balances, balanced, inner, destroy, destroyed, destroys, destroying, yoga, coach, coaches, coached, coaching, yoga coach, trainer, trains, trainers, trained, training, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'I'm really not eating a balanced diet. I'm always replacing meals with snacks. Maybe I should be taking a multivitamin before I eat a donut.'
"You're lucky, Dave. You have talent."
Tags:talent, talented, spoon, spoons, balance, balanced, balancing, diner, diners, food, foods, spoon on nose, incompetent, incompetence, idiot, idiots, immature, immaturity, childish, breakfast, restaurant, restaurants, coffee, coffee shop, coffee shops, friend, friends, sarcasm, sarcastic, mock, mocking, lunch, lunch counter, breakfast counter
'Off balance? Can't stand out in your field? Victim of cow tipping? Just buy our miracle iRemoo bracelet and balance your whole life!!'
'My chiropractor said that since I had the twins my posture has improved.'
'You have a balanced investment portfolio. Everything you own is losing money equally.'
A Over Crowded Office.
"Will you be our surrogate?"
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'Why does a stork stand on one leg?'
Tags:wages of sin, cable news, cable news channel, cable news channels, rebuttal, rebuttals, bias, biased, biases, left-wing bias, left wing bias, right-wing bias, right wing bias, left wing, right wing, left-wing, right-wing, balance, fair time, balanced, perspective, perspectives, weather forecast, weather forecasts
Office of Management and Budget and Mandatory Cuts
'Well, I guess deficits DO matter.'
"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."
Tags:inequality, income inequality, economic inequality, financial inequality, inequalities, social problem, social problems, business interests, business lobby, business lobbies, lobbyist, lobbyists, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, capitalist society, scales, balanced, social system, political system, corrupt, corruption
"I have a list of downsides I'd like you to develop into a list of upsides."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, downsides, manager, managers, management, realism, balance, balanced, balancing, analysis, development, impossible, herculean, ironic, unrealistic, spin, spin doctor
Animals on a see-saw.
'We'll rotate them for free but you have to pay if you want 'em balanced.'
Well whatever you do, don't scare it away!
'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'
'Of course your portfolio is balanced - your pharmaceutical holdings are 51% uppers and 49% downers!'
Lady wearing a yin and yang t-shirt whilst walking a big and a small dog.
A balanced diet is a cake in each hand.
Harmony help wanted: YINS, yangs need not apply.
'To balance our commentary, we now present the view of an 'uninformed source'.'
Reggie Hoyt: 50% Stocks, 30% Bonds, 20% Cash.