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"You're not a mutt, you're a mix."
A man walks past a storefront for the "American Kennel Club" that has a sign in its windows that reads: "Some dogs allowed".
"His parents were pretty open-minded, romantically speaking."
'What sort of mix is she?'
'He's a mixed breed.'
'My mother was a race horse. My father was a stablehand who got five years for sodomy.'
'I'd like to have his wolf teeth removed.'
'A mixed Poodle? Really, Doctor!...