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Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?
"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."
Super Bowl Sunday sermon: "Is it better to kick off or receive?"
"I wonder if he's talking to me?"
"If God wanted me to go to church he wouldn't have put football on Sundays."
"Your sermon started out strong, then it got a little slow and I nodded off."
'....and remember, you hate doing funerals so don't talk them to death.'
"He has a great voice for giving sermons but even greater for calling Bingo ... "
Buy low, sell high, tithe
That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.
After finishing his 5 minute guitar riff, John realized the silence was due to his filling in on the traditional service worship team that particular Sunday morning.