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Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below.
'The inspectors will never find us here!'
'Go on,admit it - you're lost aren't you?'
"I shouldn't have taken this job."
'Drat! I never should have made that Sahara sand trap so big!'
'You look a bit dehydrated to me... We'd better get you a drink...'
'Last night I dreamed I drove through a car wash with all the windows open!'
Tourist in the desert
"It's true! I heard this Bedouin boy calling us "ships of the desert". What on earth is a ship?"
Water on wheels van stuck behind man dying of thirst.
"Seriously? You can't see the oasis? Are you telling me I'm painting a mirage?"
Luncheon Vouchers in the desert
'Other diet shakes never worked, but Sahara Slim helped me lose a ton of weight...literally!'
'…dial tone…dial tone…dial tone…'
Notice: Showers - Not drinking water (Man dying of thirst in desert).
'Yessss! The MET office are predicting a 'sahara spring'!'
"Look ...I'm pretty sure it's just a mirage!"
Grandma starts to bore her grandchild.
Alphabet Block Pyramid
Vulture knocking over glass of water: 'Opps!'
'I tell you what, that Sombrero was a great purchase...'
'Trust you to attract culture vultures in the middle of the Sahara!'