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"The table of stationers would like to send you their compliment slips."
'Do you think that's actually work he takes home? Or office supplies?'
"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"
'I'll see you stapler and raise you two bulldog clips.'
STRIP *Community Care * Imaginative use of equipment
People, we need to push the envelope, and the paper, pens and all the other stationery.
'Right forget bank notes or bullion... next job we nab printer cartridges.'
Office party - all passed out except one man, asking, 'Hi, remember me, from the paperclip department?'
'I hear you got caught stealing company stationery. I hope they weren't too hard on you.'
'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'
"I've spent most of my life in a correctional facility."
Assets of ï¿½76 million and not one rubber band.
...I see you've programmed it to straighten paper clips.
"I've run out of typing paper."
"You misunderstood. I'm bequeathing you my Rolodex, not my Rolex."