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"Mrs. Briner? Remember all that stuff I said I did on my summer vacation? I didn't."
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"Frankly, I don't like women."
Tags:women, woman, womens issues, women's issues, relationship, relationships, love hate relationship, love hate relationships, female relationship, female relationships, catty, cattiness, competitive, competitiveness, admitting, owning up, rival, rivalry, rivals, gender issues, gender issues, sexist, sexists, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, gender discrimination, inequality, gender inequality
"I'm sorry I peed in the soup."
"I am dyslexic, parked in a faculty space and wore my roommate's t-shirt."
"How about you slap me on the wrist and I neither admit nor deny any wrongdoing."
When Gilbert was bad his parents made him face the corner, when he was really bad they made him face the world.
'The Jury has found you not guilty of robbery.'
'OK, yes, he escaped. There, I said it - and I'm glad. I'm so sick of always making excuses for him.'
'Okay, it's your last chance to come clean before I call your previous employer and confirm your leaving salary.'
'You'd better take this bullet- I think I'm all out of unconditional love.'
'My first thought was to say, 'I made a mistake', but then I began to have second thoughts...'Telling me not to do it'.'
'I'm lookimg for someone to take the blame for a serious error I made....psst! Fenwick, you'll do!'
'I'd like to accept the blame for the things that are my fault, but that would set a dangerous precedent.'
'I have a confession to make Roger. . . I'm not really a talking dog.'
'Admit it, you need to wear spectacles.'
'One of you has had his fingers in the till...own up and the other can keep his job.'
'I didn't do it! I didn't do it!'
Neither pensioner would own-up to having the extra sugar cube!
I'll come clean...I want to sell you some life insurance.
"I secretly put decaf in my office coffeemaker so all of my coworkers work at my speed.'
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"Confession may be good for the soul, but it's bad for your behind!"
"Truth? Ok. . . did you eat the porridge?"