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"Remember when everything used to be so nice and solid?"
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Snapping a wishbone.
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"You youngsters give me your vote on Election Day and I guarantee this sunshine center will be hoppin' with babes 24/7."
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'Great heavens! You're right, it is her! ... Y'know I remember her when she used to be in focus.'
"We're not your grandma's rock band. We're her friend Irene's rock band."
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"Being wretched keeps me grounded."
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"Until we get a feel for the nineties, I think it's smart to stay home with small, seated dinners."
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I can be upgraded can you?
"Nonsense, Mr. Turpin - you're as wealthy as an ox."
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Home for Seniors.
'You know what they say about growing older . . .'
How to save money on geriatric care?
"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."
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"Am I boring you, kid?"
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"I would embrace the aging process if I could life my arms."
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Path of Life.
"I never noticed any damn baby boom, did you?"
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'On average a woman lives seven years longer than a man. So when I'm 80, I'm having a sex change.'
"They say you're only as old as your face."
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"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."
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Congratulations you can no longer die young.
"He's dead- but that's normal for his age."
'They say ninety is the new eighty.'