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'If I paid my sewer bill, how long would it take to get my water back on?'
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'My, your children are well-behaved!'
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"How long...well, it started about a year after I became a vegetarian."
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An inkpot in a cage.
'Those are the Nurbock kids. They're from Cinder Valley, that new gated community.'
'Sorry, But I can't go long. It will violate my parole.'
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'As a result of our last parent-teacher conference, the administration felt it was necessary to have bars installed.'
'I'm afraid I can't allow you on the plane, sir. Your hair is too sharp.'
'It's the new childproof cap.'
'Why, those little dickens! Somehow they must have figured out that we're coming to give them their measles shots!'
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'Sorry, sir... you're on the 'no-fly' list.'
Kissing limited to one hour.
'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'
No admittance or cellulite.
'Have you heard? That idiot Archon wants to lift the ban on straights in the military.'
Man sees 'No Fishing' sign. Fish sees 'No Peopleing' sign.
'You can't have the round table for your ladies lunch, it's Arthers turn.'
A Mr. Birdly from the Censor's Office would like to see you.
No dogs allowed (on beach).