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"Stop! Wait! Government's no longer the problem - it's the solution."
"You know what I love? Butcher block."
'Dad, look at what I made in shop class.'
'No, dear, I don't see that this violates our prenuptial agreement.'
'Henry, I wish you weren't so cheap and would hire a divorce lawyer.'
Hold on! I hear ham is much tastier!
'Notice the weight Charlene's put on lately? She's either pregnant or headed for the old chopping block.'
'I don't suppose an apology would suffice?'
'Do you mind if the boy has a go?.. I'm training him up.'
"Careful! Thanksgiving is coming up fast so we don't want to blow our Peacock covers."
"Have you been anywhere nice this year?"
"Geez, when was the last time you cleaned this block?"