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"On the bright side, I've really taken inches off my buns and thighs."
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The Pessimist, the Optimist and Uncle Stan.
"Look on the dark side."
'Whoa! Half empty! Definitely half empty!'
"Look, it could be worse - at least we're dead."
"Most of all, he'll be remembered for his irrepressible spirit."
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"What I'll miss most is his indefatigable optimism."
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"Interestingly, my half of the glass is full."
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Pollyanna, the Hamster
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'The good news is, we were able to save your leg'.
"Don't be silly, Semira...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"
Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!
"Well the good news is that with the increase in our retirement age my pension will only have to last a few years!"
'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'
'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'
A person thinking happy thoughts that insulate him from the gloom around him
"How cute! A smiley face on my pink slip."
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'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'
'An optimist would say, 'Half Full,' but I'm going that extra step and say you're Completely Full of it.'
"They are definitely a 'glass half full' kind of outfit."
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Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.
Good News, Bad News - Save the Leg.
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'There, Mr Optimist. Now how full is it?'
"I'm glad they had these nice robes for us, because my luggage didn't make it."
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'The glass is half-full divorce lawyers, , , The glass is empty bankruptcy attorneys,'