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'Executive Fitness Plan'
Kiss your diet goodbye
"Where do you see your triceps in five years?"
"I'd like to see something in a size 6...me!"
Guess your Weight Discuss the Health Risks Formulate an Exercise Plan.
"You call that complementary!?!"
'That's our group plan.'
'Don't be discouraged if you can only manage one or two of these at first.'
"Here's your fitness plan: Go down to the job center and tell the people there that you are the personnel manager who was responsible for their lay-offs. Then run!"
Man to man: 'Before, all I could think about was food. On this fitness plan, they've turned my thinking completely around. Now all I think about is doof.'