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Joe's Fixit Shop: if it ain't broke,break it
Well, the car's computer say it's YOU who won't start, runs rough, and back fires on acceleration.
"Have you been trying to fix this yourself."
4x4 at Four
'When I finish looking here I'll give you a list of what I need.'
Joe's Fixit Shop: Closed for repairs.
'Don't ever go to a car repair shop when you have a problem with your trunk.'
'It's up to you, Mr Snedly. Get it fixed, or enter it in the antique show.'
"Do you repair immune systems?"
'Business has doubled since we organized that women's beach volleyball tournament across the street.'
"What does the problem sound like? It sounds like a cash register going KA-CHING! KA-CHING!"
Computers Always Down - Sorry, out of business.
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"Yeah, we USED to be the Electronics Repair Center...but that was back when people had things repaired."
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'I said they're good, but expensive.'
'You're brakes are still a tad spongy, so I've made your horn louder.'
'How much just to feel sorry for it?'
'Something's wrong with this thing. It WORKS RIGHT all the time.'
'How do we make a profit selling shoddy goods? Well, we own the business next door that repairs them.'
Gaydar Repair Shop
'We found out why your hourglass is fast... quicksand.'
"Do you have something that hides car dents?"
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'Armor Repair, Free Estimate.'
Mechanic: 'A grinding sound, eh? Maybe she needs a new paint job.'
'I'm afraid, Vicar, that you have 'left undone those things which you should have done'!'