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"It's the kids! Quick! Stash the cigs!"
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Dad using a child's tricycle to do a stunt while mom and a child look on
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, show-off, show-offs, bad idea, bad ideas, childish, immature, man-children, reliving one's childhood, dangerous, risky, daredevil, daredevils, stunt, stunts, stuntman, stuntmen, risk-taker, risk-takers, stuntperson, stuntpeople, thrill-seeker, thrill-seekers, bike, bikes, biking, bicycle, bicycles, bicycling, tricycle, tricycles, jumping over cars, toy, toys, ramp, ramps, stunt performer, stunt performers, bad influence, bad example, bad role-model, bad role model, unimpressed, terrified, scared, sad, upset, left out
(Country Psychiatrist) (It's like this, les. In my right hand I have your problems. In my left hand… A hill of beans.)
Tags:comparison, comparisons, example, examples, bad example, bad examples, unprofessional, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling, visual example
"Now I'm going to show you something that's in bad taste, so you'll know what bad taste is."
How corruption works...
"We don't mind the clones watching 'Roseanne,' but I don't think they should stay up for Charlie Rose."
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'I lead by example except for the moral part.'
"Do as I say, not as I dodo."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, parenting fail, parenting fails, dodo, dodos, extinct, extinction, extinctions, flightless bird, flightless birds, bad idea, bad ideas, do as i say, do as i say not as i do, bad example, bad examples, setting a bad example, pun, puns, play on words, wordplay
"Sure, I fooled around with drugs when I was your age, but that was to protest the war."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, teen, teens, teenager, war protests, hippy, hippies, lsd, vietnam war, the vietnam war, love not war, pacifist, pacifists, pacifism, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, leading by example, bad example, bad habit, bad habits
"If ye parent's knew yer uncle let ye smoke...they'd kill me!"
"Remember, theres a right way to do things and there's your father's way."
"Dad, can you read?"
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"I got elected class president. I guess this means I'll be playing golf every weekend."
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"I just pray to God that none of those poor, dear, innocent children ever see you when you get like this!"
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, saint nick, st. nicholas, saint nicholas, christmas, xmas, yule, noel, mrs. claus, mother christmas, santa's wife, santa's workshop, the north pole, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, beer, beers, cans of beer, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, drunk, drunks, inebriated, intoxicated, mental health, bad role model, bad example
'Monkey see, monkey don't!'
'Oh, I'll fly out and get food and supplies...as always! See kids...THIS is why YOU DON'T get your wings clipped. You'll end up a dead-beat like your father!'
'Dude...we work at a recycling center.'
'Holding the door open? Where are your manners, son?!'
'That's not yours. . . that coloring book belongs to the dentist's waiting room.'
"When Donald Trump said it, you said 'Politically Incorrect' was a welcome change."
'Mom! ... Look at, Dad. It's so old school! Can I eat like that?'
"Relax. Rome wasn't fully funded and operational in a day."
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"I'm a weight-loss motivator. I tell people that if they don't eat right and exercise, they will look like me."
Tags:workout, workouts, exercise, exercises, exercising, exercise regime, exercise regimes, fitness regime, fitness regimes, healthy lifestyle, healthy lifestyle, active lifestyle, active lifestyles, motivator, motivators, role model, role models, diet, diets, dieter, dieters, dieting, motivation, motivations, bad example, bad examples
"But Isaac - why must you always think in terms of apples?"
Tags:newton, isaac newton, theory of gravity, gravity, gravitational force, gravitational forces, law of motion, laws of motion, newtonian, calculation, calcualations, principia, newtonian law, newtonian laws, apple, apples, bad example, bad examples, too specific, specificity, fixation, fixations, fixate, fixates, fixating
"We've come to learn from your planet. Earth is such a train wreck, everything you do, we'll do the opposite."
Tags:earth, human race, humankind, alien, aliens, sci fi, sci-fi, science fiction, martian, martians, train wreck, train wrecks, political scientist, political scientists, global politics, world politics, mankind, lesson, lessons, bad example, role model, role models, war, wars, climate change, global warning, catastrophe, catastrophes, disaster, disasters