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"He's made way too much money for one day."
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"Double Scotches for me and my super-ego, and a glass of water for my id, which is driving."
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"It's O.K., I've got his car keys."
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'This is my designated driver in case I drink some eggnog.'
'We don't need a designated driver if we're drinking root beer.'
"I'm the designated driver."
Santa's designated driver.
Designated driver at a party.
"I think your ride is here."
"Customers without designated drivers must be wearing clean underwear."
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'Your mom as our designated driver, man, is sure putting a damper on our fun!'
"I don't believe I care for anything, thank, you. I'm just in their car pool."
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'When I drink, I don't drive. I stay right here where it's safe and cozy.'
"That's generous of Mike to offer, but there's really no good reason for your lunch breaks to require a designated driver."
"Just water for me. I'm the designated mugger."
"Of course I don't mind not drinking...I love being the designated driver all the time. . . drinking water at our favorite Brewery while my husband drinks our favourite IPA. . . I mean, what's not like, right?"
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"Crap, go check his pockets, will ya? I just remembered that he was our designated driver."
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"If you're so sober, why ain't you rich?"
'While the idea of giving her keys to a designated driver was a good one, Gloria still wasn't thinking straight.'
"You've had way too many fermented berries! Let's walk home: it's not safe for you to fly!"
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Holiday drinking and driving.
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"...and please let Grandma and Grandpa get home safely... even if Grandpa is too stubborn to admit he's had too much to drink!"
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Me!? I had you pegged as the designated driver!"
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"No designated driver for me. My last one committed road rage!"
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