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"He's good with crops, but slow to respond in an emergency."
"Well, tell me. Is this Aztec, Mayan, Olmec, or Toltec?"
Tags:mesoamerican culture, mesoamerican cultures, aztec, mayan, mayans, maya, aztecs, olmec, olmecs, toltec, toltecs, olmecs, olmec, archaeologist, archaeologists, archeology, archeologist, archeologists, tourist, tourists, tourism, tourist attraction, artwork, ruin, ruins, tour book, tour books, tour guide, tour guides, archaeological site, archeological site
"Except for the actual sacrifice, all this is largely symbolic."
'I've got a better idea. How 'bout you stop by the temple tomorrow, and WE can teach YOU how to live a life of sacrifice.'
"Who or what should I sacrifice to relieve simple nervous tension?"
Tags:sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificing, human sacrifice, human sacrifices, human sacrificing, tension, tensions, worry, worries, worrying, counterproductive, unproductive, superstition, superstitions, unhelpful, magic, magical, idol, idols, maya, mayan, aztec, aztecs, witch doctor, witch doctors, cure, cures, curing, fear, fears, fearful, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, tense, tension, tensions, doctor, doctors, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry
'What did you think we meant by 'organ donor program?''
"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"
Tags:aztec, aztecs, mayan, mayans, civilisation, civilization, ancient, ancient history, ancient civilization, ancient civilisation, civilisations, calendar, calendars, mistake, mistakes, art, artist, artists, sculpt, sculptor, sculptors, sculpting, native, natives, indigenous, indigenous people, indigenous peoples, native american, native americans, elaborate, no going back, permanent, historical, slip up, mess up
"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."
Tags:ancient ruin, ancient ruins, ancient civilisation, ancient civilisations, aztec, aztecs, the aztecs, south america, south american, ruin, ruins, abandoned, abandonment, tourists, summer people, summer resident, summer residents, summer holiday, summer holidays, summer vacation, summer vacations, second home, second homes, ghost town, ghost towns, overtourism, over-tourism, second home guilt, second-home guilt, holiday home, holiday homes, cottage, cottages, second-home boom, second home boom
'Look, she wasn't laughing at you. You're so paranoid. You always think the whole world is coming to get you.'
"You'll have to excuse Edith. She's currently possessed by the spirit of Pachacuti."
Tags:idol, idols, stone idol, stone idols, statue, statues, aztec, aztecs, astec idol, aztec idols, sacrifice, sacrifices, gossip, gossiping, gossips, gossipers, chat, chatting, complain, complaining, entitled, entitlement, offering, offerings, religious offering, religious offering, mesoamercian culture, post-classic period, aztec culture, gods, idle gossip, idle gossiping, papaya, papayas, food offering, food offerings, goat, goats, mesoamerican, mesoamerican religion, catch-up, catches up, catching up
"What I'd like to know is what the hell happened to all the virgins in this town."
Tags:virgin, virgins, virginity, virgin sacrifice, virgin sacrifices, sacrificial victim, sacrificial victims, sacrifice, sacrifices, human sacrifice, human sacrifices, dating pool, dating pools, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, love life, priest, priests, inca, aztec, incas, aztecs
'It's not one of our gods, my wife made it in pottery class!'
"Look, it's not personal - it's religious."
'How are the hemorrhoids today, bad?'
"Get a sponsor."
Who Men Worship Through Time.
Lead, Follow or get on the Altar.
"Whoa! Sacrificing politicians makes the gods a little gassy."
Tags:politician, human sacrifice, human sacrifices, republicans, democrats, god, gods, volcanoes, angry god, angry gods, angry deity, angry deities, politicians, political, republican, democrat, liberal, conservative, left, right, volcano, human sacrifice, aztec, mayan, mayans, inca, aztecs, sacrificial victim, gas, digestive problems, tummy ache, tummy aches, stomach ache, stomach aches
"The gods didn't want my life, just my identity."
How the Mayans chose the date of the Apocalypse.
Tags:apocalypse, date, dates, calendar, calendars, mayan, mayans, ink, quill, quills, aztec, aztecs, headdress, feather, feathers, month, months, year, years, end of the world, finish, end, prediction, predictions, chose, choose, choosing, chosen, decide, decision, decided, empire, empires, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"If my translation is right it says "A souvenir from Machu Picchu"."
Tags:souvenir, souvenirs, archaeologists, archeologist, archeologists, archeology, fakes, fraud, frauds, mayan, mayans, aztec, aztecs, archaeologist, archaeology, dig, machu picchu, peru, statue, inca, trowel, hole, hat, explorer, translation, language, desert, fake, excavation, excavations, trench, trenches
'Let's run the steps later.'
Aztec spring toy.
'It's the Kukulkan witnesses inviting us to read the Popol Vuh.'