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"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."
"I'm doing a report on ancient civilizations."
"Has anybody turned in civilization by the name of 'Atlantis'?"
"A beer for me and one for the Woad!"
"We were once a great civilization."
My other wheel is round.
Ancient Egyptian Bird.
'Every 5,126 years it's the same old thing...get out the chisels and hammer out a new calendar.'
"Which is more ancient—our chants or 'Piano Man'?"
"You're sure you're not Hammurabi?"
Potatoes are recorded as first being domesticated at about 8000-7000 B.C., in Peru. Before this time, potatoes had a reputation of being savage and unpredictable tubers...
'Having a good time in Gomorrah. Wish you were here.'
The Judgement Error of Paris.
Apparently they were a but more advanced than we thought.
'Considering how advanced they were it's amazing they never came up with a tall skinny latte.'