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"He's good with crops, but slow to respond in an emergency."
"Except for the actual sacrifice, all this is largely symbolic."
"Well, tell me. Is this Aztec, Mayan, Olmec, or Toltec?"
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"A word to the wise. When the gods speak, they'd better say 'across-the-board tax cut."
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Mayan Calendar: 'Chief says just take it 2012 that's when we will switch...'
"On the bright side, you just logged 54 'Flights Climbed' for the day."
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"It being Saturday night, the gods have asked for pizza."
'I'm spending all of my money and if the world doesn't end in 2012, I'll make it all back and more by suing the Mayas.'
'I've got a better idea. How 'bout you stop by the temple tomorrow, and WE can teach YOU how to live a life of sacrifice.'
'What did you think we meant by 'organ donor program?''
"Who or what should I sacrifice to relieve simple nervous tension?"
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'Look, the Mayas did Pilates!'
We appeased the fire god last week. Its your wife's birthday!
A fearless prediction for Dec. 22, 2012.
"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."
"My watch stopped again. I don't know if it's the battery or the Mayan Calendar Function."
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World ends in 2012?
The little-known Mayan joke-a-day desk calendar.
An awkward moment at CES 2013.
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"Oh no...I've accidentally made the calender stop at 2012."
'It's the Kukulkan witnesses inviting us to read the Popol Vuh.'
'Before we start, let me just say how much we all appreciate your help in ensuring the success of this government funded, faith-based initiative.'
'The gods are perplexing.'
Ancient birth control