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"Except for the actual sacrifice, all this is largely symbolic."
'The job creators are angry. They have spoken through their prophets, the politicians, and they demand more sacrifice.'
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"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"
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"Either the gods are angry or it's Malcolm Forbes' birthday."
"The legal department says you can keep throwing them but not two in the same spot."
"...it was believed that anyone who displeased it would meet with a terrible fate, which of course is complete nonsen..."
"As chief, I believe that no man is an island. Making him part of one, though, I have no problem."
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'God is angry. Or else the plates along the San Andreas fault have slipped again.'
'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'
One Way Arrow.
'Stop by next Saturday. We're having a little 'get to know us' open house and bake sale.'
"Whoa! Sacrificing politicians makes the gods a little gassy."
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'And now we're all out of sturgeons.'
"Sometimes I miss a good smiting."
'Can you hear me now?'
'The gods are perplexing.'
Monk on his cell phone gets struck by divine anger.
'You don't get it, Wacenee, the gods being angry keeps us in business!'
Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth
'I love it, the chief loves it. The client loves it but the Gods don't love it.'
'Occasionally one backfires!'
"I stand corrected..."
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"We need a new virgin."
"Does God know we don't believe in him?"
"Sorry, but a context-free emoticon isn't all that helpful."
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