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'The job creators are angry. They have spoken through their prophets, the politicians, and they demand more sacrifice.'
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unemployment, unemployed, unemployment level, unemployment levels, job creator, job creators, economic stimuli, economic stimulus, economic, economists, cutback, cutbacks, government spending, benefits, benefit, social security, welfare, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificial victim, sacrificial victims, angry god, angry gods"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"
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god, gods, pagan, pagans, ritual, rituals, anger, angers, angry, angry god, angry gods, pray, prays, praying, prayer, prayers, native, natives, religion, religions, anger the gods, angers the gods, angering the gods, temper, tempers, temper tantrum, temper tantrums, tantrum, tantrums, quick to anger, easily angered"The legal department says you can keep throwing them but not two in the same spot."
"...it was believed that anyone who displeased it would meet with a terrible fate, which of course is complete nonsen..."
"As chief, I believe that no man is an island. Making him part of one, though, I have no problem."
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appeasement, appeasements, angry god, angry gods, volcano, volcanoes, eruption, eruptions, volcanic, angry deity, angry deities, human sacrifices, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificial victim, sacrificial victims, scapegoat, scapegoates, primitive religion, primitive religions, belief system, belief systems'God is angry. Or else the plates along the San Andreas fault have slipped again.'
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indian, indians, native indian, native indians, god, gods, angry god, angry gods, san andreas, san andreas fault, earthquake, earthquakes, volcano, volcanos, erupt, eruption, eruptions, lava'Stop by next Saturday. We're having a little 'get to know us' open house and bake sale.'
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religion, god, angry god, pagan, pagans, cults, bake, bakes, bake sales, human sacrifices, cult, church, fellowship, bake sale, open house, food, baking, ritual, ritual human sacrifice, church, church fund raiser, fund raising, fund-raising"Whoa! Sacrificing politicians makes the gods a little gassy."
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politician, human sacrifices, republicans, democrats, god, gods, volcanoes, angry god, angry gods, angry deity, angry deities, politicians, political, republican, democrat, liberal, conservative, left, right, volcano, aztec, mayan, mayans, inca, aztecs, sacrificial victim, gas, digestive problems, tummy ache, tummy aches, stomach ache, stomach aches"Sometimes I miss a good smiting."
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church, churches, christianity, christian, christians, judaism, jew, jews, religious belief, religious beliefs, god, gods, deity, deities, sunday school, sunday schools, faith, faiths, smiting, smite, angry god, angry gods, vengeful god, vengeful gods, angel, angelsEarth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth
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god, deity, deities, earth mover, earth movers, heavy vehicles, 3000, heavy vehicle, god, gods, heaven, heavens, earth, planet, planets, humanity, planet earth, punishments, angry god, angry gods, creation, creations, faith, faiths, sins'I love it, the chief loves it. The client loves it but the Gods don't love it.'
"I stand corrected..."
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divine intervention, divine interventions, vicar, vicars, minister, ministers, priest, priests, priesthood, priesthoods, preacher, preachers, angry god, angry gods, lightening bolt, lightening bolts, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, sermon, sermons, church, churches, parishioner, parishioners, congregation, congregations"Sorry, but a context-free emoticon isn't all that helpful."
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emoticon, emoticons, divine wrath, divine wraths, divine anger, divinities, angry gods, communication, communications, communication problem, communication problems, divine intervention, divine, divinity, god, angry god, context, e-mail, text, computer, computers, social media, digital, communication, smiley, smileys, texts, text message, text messages