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"A pillar of salt? Why, you poor, poor man."
Turtles and snails boarding Noah's Ark.
Devil with a spoon instead of a fork.
'In 900 years there's been lots of joy and lots of sorrow. I've had 32 wonderful wives and 14 terrible ones.'
'I sympathize with your plight but 'gay pride' is contraindicated for this voyage.'
'Look on the bright side, Noah - the rain's holding down the stench.'
"We've been floating aimlessly for months!"
"This is a good time to be a fish."