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"This baby will hold more than a hundred and twenty-five cubic feet of family rancor."
"We'd like a building where a sweet little cairn terrier can bark once in a while without the neighbor's getting absolutely hysterical."
Whatever the heck it is, it's built exactly to specifications.
"I want my gun to really scream, 'Look out-he's got a gun!'"
'We don't discriminate per se - we just don't hire Lyle Lovett lookalikes.'
'He wants a system wth lots of memory, but without a mouse.'
'What is the Bloody Mary made with? A? B? Rhesus negative? The menu doesn't say.'
'I'm sorry I only hire married men. I like men who can take criticism.'
'...one kilobyte of idiot.'
'It's a BOOK, Sweetie.. it doesn't have ANY RAM!'
'Some book-keeping, photocopying, general office duties and some danger...'
"I don't care about gigabytes, RAM, or any of that. I just want the best computer to sit on."