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"Let that be a lesson to you. Never order a steak in a seafood restaurant."
'Your fish dinner should be along shortly. Frank just had a nibble.'
'What are we going to do about rising ocean temperatures?'
"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"
Fresh sea food
'I don't know, doc. I'm okay. It's just that I don't feel as happy as a clam.'
"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."
'How fresh is the calamari?'
'Maybe I'll try the seafood.'
'We added extra for the mercury.'
Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.
'Do they have to be KING prawns?'
Worst things to say...
'I named this fish dish after my girlfriend...I call it Salmon Ella!'
'I detest sea food.'
Octopi a la mode.
Man-eating-fish-eating man: 'Gimme a pound of each.'
'Have you seen my husband? I left him by the lobster tank a few minutes ago!'
The Calamari is undercooked!
The revenge of the mid-Atlantic oyster.
'Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day!'
'What happened to Al's Bait Shack?'
'No steaks, no burgers, Sir. As you may have seen, this is a worm restaurant, Sir.'