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'Your cholesterol is high. Lay off the sea food.'
'I was thinking maybe seafood.'
"Let that be a lesson to you. Never order a steak in a seafood restaurant."
"Man, this is just the perfect temperature!"
"I went with the flow and wound up in the French quarter."
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"I hope that isn't crab cake."
Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'
'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'
'Your fish dinner should be along shortly. Frank just had a nibble.'
"It's not a typo - everyone sits in the kitchen"
"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"
'What are we going to do about rising ocean temperatures?'
'I would appreciate it, Prescott, if you would stop referring to the oyster platter as the sea-booger special!'
Fresh sea food
Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop
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'I don't know, doc. I'm okay. It's just that I don't feel as happy as a clam.'
'How about this one in front? He looks resigned to his fate.'
Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.
'I recommend the catch-of-the-day. Beats the hell out of just-washed-ashore.'
Another gut-wrenching case of salt and battery.
'Well I can assure you sir, the fish was fresh when the menu was printed last tuesday.'
'How fresh is the calamari?'