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'To approve your loan, I need to know your net worth and your liquidity.'
"How soon do you need these?"
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'Careful there, Mort, that's bleach. You don't want to get any of that on your clothes.'
'You got rid of the spots? But this was a polka dot shirt!'
'I'm not telling you to splash people. Just don't be careful when you pass them.'
'Don't you think having a relationship might put a stain on our relationship?'
"I see a brown stain on your tax form. You're not trying to fudge on your taxes are you, Mr. Brewer?"
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'I think it might be wine.'
"A flying car had a leak."
'Where are we going, Dad?'
'Just stand there and don't sit on anything until we're ready to leave or you'll be covered with pet hair. I've got toothpaste on my dress.' 'My, what an elegant couple we are.'
'Be careful fellas, those grass stains can be killer.'
'No matter what I do I can't get rid of his squid marks.'
Coffee selection: 100% Columbian, Hazelnut, and Whitening Formula.
'I've changed the agenda. Instead of sales, this meeting is about coffee stains.'
'I can't believe it. The same woman who sends me to my room for staining my clothes just donated money for stained glass.'
"No thanks, I've just had my suit cleaned."
'Then gently rub in the lighter fluid, and the tar will come right out!'
'Dont worry; that's not a ketchup stain. It's just blood.'
'Tell your mom that the grape juice stain is just your way of marking your territory.'
'I hope she doesn't notice I got chocolate on my report.'
'What happened?!? That idiot cartoonist spilled coffee all over me, that's what!' (cartoon about cartooning)
"The salesman was right, a carpet with a darker colour will hide all manner of sins."
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'What can I use to get this paint off my shirt?'