Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
The untold wine-making process.
'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'
Tags:cockroach, cockroaches, squashed, squash, squashes, squashing, crush, crushed, crushes, crushing, pest, pests, american football, nfl, national football league, football, tackle, tackles, tackled, x-ray, x-rays, pain, abdominal pain, dizziness, diagnosis, diagnose, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,
'On your way to Emerald City, could you drop me off at the E.R.?'
The Shortest Day of the Year
'I'm putting down that he died of natural causes.'
'It's just so tragic! For 30 years he runs his shop, and then one day he steps out of his door and WHAM!'
"I used to think he was my imaginary playmate till he stepped on Joey."
Tags:playmate, playmates, imaginary, imagination, imaginary friend, imaginary friends, giant, giants, accident, accidents, squish, squished, squash, squashed, crushed, fatal accident, fatal accidents, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, fall out, falling out, falls out, frenemy, frenemies, fatal, fantasy, reality, realities, fair weather friend, fair weather friends
"It could have been worse."
"I've just found out what happened to the Hendersons."
'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'
The Trojan Beagle.
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, beagle, beagles, trojan, trojans, fail, fails, failing, failed, failure, failures, trap, traps, trick, tricks, squash, squashes, squashed, overcrowd, overcrowds, overcrowded, sneak, sneaks, sneaky, attempt, attempts, attempting, attempted, infiltrate, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Did you hear something?'
"Poor Zachary. A meteorite squashed his swing set."
Tags:roadsign, roadsigns, road sign, road signs, car crash, car crashes, car accident, car accidents, giant, giants, mythical creature, mythical creatures, warning sign, warning signs, highway sign, highways signs, driving, driver, drivers, bad driver, bad drivers, road crossing, road crossings, highway crossing, highways crossings, trample, trampled, squash, squashed
"Well, Millie, I guess this is it for us!"
Tags:giant, giants, cause of death, causes of death, die, dies, dying, stomp, stomps, stomping, stomped, step on, steps on, stepping on, squash, squashes, squashed, bootheel, bootheels, boot heel, boot heels, little guy, little guys, squish, squishes, squishing, ignore, ignores, ignoring, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical
'I guess it's just one of those days.'
"Hey, pal, you're sitting on my wife."
Tags:anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphise, anthropomorphism, talking, talked, talking animal, talk, animal, animals, insect, insects, worm, worms, bait, baits, mulch, mulches, surreal, fishing, fish, fisherman, fishermen, fishery, river fishing, river, rivers, flyfishing, fly fishing, squish, squished, squash, squashed, squashes, surprise, surprised, dark humor, dark humour, angler, anglers, angling
Sadly, Binky didn't survive the team building 'trust' exercise!
A caveman is flattened at a dinosaur crossing sign.
'Have you noticed it, too?'
Daily life inside a pinball machine.
A hairy monster crushes cyclists with boulders
"You shouldn't feel too bad. I think it's remarkable they managed even one jump."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, elephant, elephants, talking elephant, talking elephants, bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, carrot on a stick, carrot, carrots, hanging, tusk, tusks, squished, squashed, stepped on, too heavy, tied, dead, death, tired, jump, jumped, jumping, remarkable, surprising, bad idea, bad ideas, impossible, doomed to fail, creative, innovative, innovation, failure, failures, experiment, experiments, cruelty to animals, animal testing, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour